How to be Cocky/Funny
Reader Comments:
“Shark, can you give us an 2 para article on how to become funny/cocky/ how to attract women (make them wet)”
I tried to write only 2 paragraphs, but my mind wanders easily.
Cocky/funny works so well with women because of the unique effect created by perfectly blending the two fung-shways together. Cockiness exudes confidence to build attraction, but risks activating a girl’s anti-slut defense. Women hate when men overtly communicate their masculinity or dominance hence when a girl sees a “cocky” guy her immediate instinct is to show: “This shit doesn’t impress me” (even though it does). The “funny” builds rapport; allowing a girl to spread her legs open without feeling the pang of remorse that comes from sleeping with a jerk.
Men who are devilishly handsome and profoundly charming find it easy to make vaginas burn in their wake, not only because they are good at building attraction, but ALSO because they can NEUTRALIZE a girls protective shields using humor. Just “Cocky” won’t get you laid because no girl wants to sleep with a guy known to boff and brag.
Now actually BEING cocky/funny might be harder than it sounds for anyone not naturally adept at acting that way. For the cocky part, it’ll help to have real confidence so work on inner game. For the funny part, I honestly have no idea, I was born funny.
I imagine it’ll help if you do the following things:
A. Hang out with naturals or men who are good at pulling off cocky/funny, you’ll pick things up from them
B. Read funny game blogs, it’ll boost your confidence and you can steal lines from the authors
C. Expose yourself to more funny shit. Watch Futurama, Family Guy, The Office, Stand up Comedians, Read books from the comedy section, etc. Any guy who’s “not funny” just isn’t used to perceiving the world around them in a funny angle. It’s a skill easily acquired.
Just start saying shit without feeling any shame.
Her: So, do you have any hobbies?! :) :) :)
You: Yup, Amateur Porn! :) :) :)
Her: You’re not going to use a condom?
You: No, I’m allergic to Latex. Makes my penis numb.
Her: Honestly, I wanted to stay virgin till marriage
You: No doubt, can we do anal then?
How hardcore should you ignore a girl? Is ignoring two texts in a row pushing it?
and hey I think texting is a weapon you should really expand upon. For most high school kids it is their #1 source of game.
Hey Shark,
I am interested in a girl who I was hanging out with tonight, but ended up building huge attraction with her friend. Just wanted to get your 2c on the whole “focusing on a target’s friends to get to her”.
Hi Shark, Wolfie again here. It’s been a while. I don’t like the impression that the only way to approach a girl is being cocky-funny and usually comes in the form of replies to questions and hoping somehow it creates magic. Now I want to ask you what happened if you need to approach a hot girl in a club…let’s say…who’s surrounded and approached by many guys all night. See the problem with cocky funny, it cannot be an opener, it assumes that you are a handsome guy, and it will sound cheesy as an opener. And still…words alone do not affect much, yes to normal looking girls, but not to model hot girls, this is my experience. So my question: “What is alternative to being cocky-funny when you need to the one to initiate the conversation…and how do you escalate effectively, beyond being cocky-funny cause I personally don’t want to be just an entertainment monkey at the end of the night?” Thanks.
I know this comment is definitely late to this post, but here’s hoping you still get the chance to answer it.
Essentially, i’ve always heard a huge difference between being Clowny Funny and being Attractively Funny.
What I don’t understand, is exactly what is the difference between the two? What makes something too clowny, and what makes something attractive in humor? It’s obviously extremely important to be humorous, so whats the difference between doing it right and wrong?
Would be great to have some kind of answer to this.