“Shark, can you give us an 2 para article on how to become funny/cocky/ how to attract women (make them wet)”
I tried to write only 2 paragraphs, but my mind wanders easily.
Cocky/funny works so well with women because of the unique effect created by perfectly blending the two fung-shways together. Cockiness exudes confidence to build attraction, but risks activating a girl’s anti-slut defense. Women hate when men overtly communicate their masculinity or dominance hence when a girl sees a “cocky” guy her immediate instinct is to show: “This shit doesn’t impress me” (even though it does). The “funny” builds rapport; allowing a girl to spread her legs open without feeling the pang of remorse that comes from sleeping with a jerk.
Men who are devilishly handsome and profoundly charming find it easy to make vaginas burn in their wake, not only because they are good at building attraction, but ALSO because they can NEUTRALIZE a girls protective shields using humor. Just “Cocky” won’t get you laid because no girl wants to sleep with a guy known to boff and brag.
Now actually BEING cocky/funny might be harder than it sounds for anyone not naturally adept at acting that way. For the cocky part, it’ll help to have real confidence so work on inner game. For the funny part, I honestly have no idea, I was born funny.
I imagine it’ll help if you do the following things:
A. Hang out with naturals or men who are good at pulling off cocky/funny, you’ll pick things up from them
B. Read funny game blogs, it’ll boost your confidence and you can steal lines from the authors
C. Expose yourself to more funny shit. Watch Futurama, Family Guy, The Office, Stand up Comedians, Read books from the comedy section, etc. Any guy who’s “not funny” just isn’t used to perceiving the world around them in a funny angle. It’s a skill easily acquired.
Just start saying shit without feeling any shame.
Her: So, do you have any hobbies?! :) :) :)
You: Yup, Amateur Porn! :) :) :)
Her: You’re not going to use a condom?
You: No, I’m allergic to Latex. Makes my penis numb.
Her: Honestly, I wanted to stay virgin till marriage
You: No doubt, can we do anal then?